Kurt: ''But, why was Isaac Neutron so intrigued by why the apple fell?''
Steve: ''First of all, it's 'Newton' - ''
Kurt: ''Wha'eva,''
Steve: ''And secondly, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't ever have understood the world of kinematics,''
Kurt: ''But, surely, there is bet'a things to worry about than an apple falling, innit?''
Steve: ''Hey man! Stop changing the context!''
Kurt: ''What're you talking 'bout, man?''
Steve: ''Exactly! A person like you, who probably has an extra chromosome, wouldn't know, would you?!''
Kurt: ''Wha'eva,''
Steve: ''Oh God! Newton founded the logic of modern-day physics and math, and that's that!''
Kurt: ''But if he were logical, then he'd know that the apple fell because he dropped it,''
Steve: ''Why doesn't the moon fall on the Earth then?''
Kurt: ''Well, because, obviously, it isn't an apple, innit? Who's the smartass now?!''
Steve: ''Oh, damnit! I'm done convincing you! I have to catch a flight. I have more important things to do than sit and talk to an idiot!''
Kurt: ''What's so more important?''
Steve: ''I am going to meet one the most brilliant minds of the century! My company has a proposal to make to him,''
Kurt: ''Let me guess: that guy named Kurt, right?''
Steve: ''Yes! Kurt Godel is his name. He's the Edison of our time. I'm surprised you even know about him.''
Kurt: "Yea, well how can i not know about myself?''
Steve: ''Yea, yea - wait, whaa-''
Kurt: ''Save it man, we'll talk on the plane.*Giggles*''
Steve: ''Of course, sir, Mr. Kurt - Mr. Godel. Is it alright if I call you Mr. Godel?*Nervous laugh*''
Kurt: ''I just told you we'll talk on the plane.''
[Steve, flabbergasted by the incident, is unable to reply and stays quiet.]
Both of them silently board the plane: Steve feels awkward about the whole incident, while Kurt just has a smirk on his face.
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